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// EV+ · KELLY · DEEP SCOUT · REAL-TIME ODDS LIVE · REAL-TIME

Stop guessing.
Start stealing edges.

Real books. Real math. Real injuries priced in. Every game on today's slate scored on expected value, Kelly stake, and a Deep Scout breakdown of the matchup — refreshed in real-time before you place a dollar.

The tool the sharps have. Built for the rest of us.

FOUNDING LIFETIME · 299 / 300 seats · one-time $299 · never renews
LIVE FROM THE MODEL
Refresh cadence
15s
real-time on Yearly + Lifetime
Games scored right now
cached · API cap
Sports covered
7
MLB · NBA · NFL · NHL · EPL · UCL · NCAAB
Books surveyed per game
20+
best-price + shop-the-line
Injury feed
REAL
ESPN · 15-min refresh
THE VISION

You bet. A cause gets paid.
Nothing asked in return.

5% of every ParlAI dollar flows to a cause the subscriber picks — the Fatherless-to-Founder Fund, Family Renewal, NCPG, Feeding America, or the Founder's Fund for other unknown builders.

The founder's own cut is deferred. Not one dollar flows to Chandler's fund until ParlAI clears $3,000 MRR. Proof of traction first, then giving. Read the receipt on the About page.

// FOUNDER'S FUND · DEFERRED
$0/ $3000 MRR
3000 MRR to unlock
0 active subs · 1 lifetime members
"I want to earn the traction first. If I never hit it, users never paid a founder — they just paid their choice of cause." — Chandler
// WHAT'S IN THE BOX
Expected Value

Every pick scored on model win% minus market implied. Only bet what's actually +EV.

Kelly Sizing

Recommended stake per bankroll unit. Full Kelly and half-Kelly out of the box.

Deep Scout

Weighted factors per matchup — form, ratings, rest, injuries, line movement.

Parlay Builder

Combine legs, see joint EV, combined edge, and the real payout — not the trap.

Real Injuries

Live ESPN feed. Model auto-adjusts win% by position + status. Shown as INJ ±pp per row.

Scout Cam

Snap a bet slip or point at a live TV. Claude reads it, extracts EV, saves to your notepad.

Shop the Line

Every game shows all 20+ books ranked by price. One tap opens the best sportsbook.

Cause per Sub

5% of every dollar goes to a cause the subscriber chooses. Zero-strings, zero-tax dodge.

// THE PROMISE

Nothing on this page will lie to you.

No "guaranteed picks." No "3-team lock of the week." No neon influencers screaming into a mic. Just the math, the books, and the receipt. If the edge is real, the numbers show it. If it isn't, ParlAI tells you to sit this one out.

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